Snaps i took some time before

This is what you do in office .....

"Well am juz taking a nap.... thats it.."

And this is how you look at your Project manager,

PM : "Where is the code i asked for .. ?"

You : "So sorry Boss .... "

This is how you will feel after ur project manager had left...

"He Hee...Ha..Haa...aH..."

Dont feel bad

Thats what you feel when you dont get your salary on the first of every month ... :-))

Hilarious Replies

1. Should women have children after 35?No, 35 children are more than enough!
2. No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
3. Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.
4. Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.
5. Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?
6. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
7. God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!
8. Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read myhandwriting!
9. Do you know of an Indian who parked his car in front of a boardwhich said: FINE FOR PARKING ?
10. A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began,"you've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunkexclaimed
11. Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.
12. I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.Yes , Meow.
13. Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying marriedjust to be different.
14. When a wife was asked,"What book do you like best?" she answers:"Myhusband's cheque book."
15. Girlfriend:"And are you sure you love me and noone else?"Boyfriend: "Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday."
16. Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?Customer: What other colours do you have?
17. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was calledcurrent affairs.
18. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stoppedhim, what virtue would I be showing?Student: Brotherly love!
19. Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers beforeeating?Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
20. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!

Programming Monkey

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, that'll be $5000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Why did it cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000!What does it do?""Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object- oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper. The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it doing anything, but the other monkeys call him the project manager ."

In Beasant Nagar Beach

CReAtIve SnApS - NjOy

Some of the Coolest collections of extreme Imagination.

Day out in KBA

That was the most relishing moment in my life to be there at KBA on 09-Sep-06 for the prestigious Intercorporate Badminton Championships. Karnataka Badminton Association was the place where i dreamt of becoming a Badminton hotshot (That was in the year 1993-94... but circumstance denied me the oppurtunity) under the brilliance of Prakash Padukone. I was enthralled by the environment that surrounded me. Though i have played in various occasions in different courts KBA still remains as a dream for me... I stay unmoved by the skills young guns at BPL Mobile Padukone Academy show. I had an oppurtunity to play one game in court 6. Was defeated by a much frail team bcoz of no practice.

A day out with Team

Last week happened to be part of the Outing meant for the New joinees in our Comp. Had real fun out there. We were trained by Usha who did an excellent job by making us understand the value of our life in every aspect. Had around 20 activities like creating Logo, Treasure Hunt, Rapelling, Group Discussions etc. It was a 2 day hectic program but left lots of memories behind.

At Club cabana

This one was taken at Club Cabana (Theme Park). We happened to go as a Team here . That was an ultimate fun playing full day and met new frendz.